March 2012
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Mar 1st
192 notes
this food needs to hurry up and cook.
I want to leave now.
Mar 1st
3 tags
Mar 1st
478 notes
2 tags
Mar 1st
17,812 notes
oh, look, I'm home.
woo fucking hoo. That was horrendous.
Mar 1st
February 2012
0 posts
4 tags
Feb 29th
7 notes
lolol pornbot on twitter.
Yes, I’ll click that random link, that’s likely.
Feb 29th
3 tags
Feb 29th
41 notes
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dear dudes blasting your music in the lobby
People are studying. This is a school. Turn your fucking music down or invest in headphones. Seriously.
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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“My uncle once punched a man so hard his legs became trombones! S’genius.”
– Vince Noir, The Mighty Boosh (via the-kinky-cow) Still one of my favorite lines of all time.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
1,385 notes
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Matt, pay attention in class
No, fuck you.
Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: are u black
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Listensandyjupiter: Why? - Dirty Glass Shit, I...
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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callmekitto: akoyam: justaguywitharrows: You guys are all jelly right now b/c Linh likes me best I DO I DO IT IS A CRIME HOW MUCH I LIKE YOU. jelly weh :< I turn away from the screen so you can’t see my tears
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
7,742 notes
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can't handle the real world right now
I’ll go finish some side missions and beat Virmire instead.
Feb 27th
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Message me (1) thing you want to know about me.
Feb 27th
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Oh my GOD Yasiin Bey
Well done.
Feb 26th
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“ugh i wish i lived in the 50s and 60s”
– white people and white people only (via irenigg)
Feb 26th
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retainers replied to your post: retainers replied to your post: retainers replied… SMATTBOOTYLICIOUS
Feb 26th
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retainers replied to your post: retainers replied to your post: retainers replied… ah i see And thus, a SMATTBOO was born
Feb 26th
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retainers replied to your post: retainers replied to your post: retainers replied… are you talking about the group T.O.K.? or idk i’m not following T.O.K. (them one kids) is what my particular group of friends has been since like 7th grade and is the origin of S.Matt (because there are two matts)
Feb 26th
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retainers replied to your post: retainers replied to your post: retainers replied… oh yeah it’s not like i was gonna start calling you matthew or anything, yeaaaaaah, forever smattboo T.O.K. FOREVER FOREVER T.O.K. Smattboo for life
Feb 26th
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retainers replied to your post: retainers replied to your post: retainers replied… EVERYTHING MATTHEW EVERYTHING (lol is your name even matthew? hahahahah trying to sound poshly mad is funny) Technically, yes, but I greatly prefer Matt :b  Matthew tends to make me angry, for the most part
Feb 26th
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retainers replied to your post: retainers replied to your post: Tumblr has been… have you, Matt? have you really? Why yes. Yes I have. Do you not believe me, Effy? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG HERE?
Feb 26th
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retainers replied to your post: Tumblr has been very good to me tonight. has it Matt? has it, really? I have posted more today than I have in MONTHS, I think.
Feb 26th
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Tumblr has been very good to me tonight.
Feb 26th
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Ah, Youtube.
Omar’s courtroom scene is likely to be one of my favorite scenes in television history. INCREDIBLE.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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